I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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