i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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