His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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