also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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