yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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