you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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