we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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