i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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