I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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