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(323): View more from California

Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?

(310): View more from California

You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?

(323): View more from California

So...no?`

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(845): View more from New York

Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.

(1-828): View more from North Carolina

You passed out again didn't you?

(828): View more from North Carolina

its likely that this occurred.

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