Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize