hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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