who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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