If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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