You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Randomize
