kristin has been a bad kristin
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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