And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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