Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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