so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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