chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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