I met the friendliest cop last night
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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