No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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