We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I need to calm my uterus...
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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