Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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