To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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