: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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