Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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