Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
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