its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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