I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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