the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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