we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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