what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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