he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
