You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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