garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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