He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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