Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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