your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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