I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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