WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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