Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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