I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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