WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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