i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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