Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
All I want is dick and wine.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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