I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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