You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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