Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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