Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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