So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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