As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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