just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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