i don't like sucking hair
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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