i think my mom watched the whole time
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
